Candy Inspector T-Shirt
Your kids' Halloween candy stash is lighter every morning. They found wrappers on your nightstand. Yesterday they caught you standing in the laundry room with 3 bite sized chocolate bars stuffed in your mouth. Just tell them you're fulfilling your duties as a Candy Inspector. It's an official title. Why else would it be on a shirt? They wouldn't just sell these to anybody.
Collar: Round Neck
Clothing Length: Regular
Occasion: Daily Casual, Party, Holiday, Basic.